Monday, March 1, 2010

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[ 06:30:54 PM ] Guest : If WY = XZ then WX = YZ
[ 06:31:05 PM ] Tutor : Hi
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[ 06:32:04 PM ] Guest : My name is Teddi i am in 11th grade and i need help in geometry
[ 06:34:13 PM ] : what is a partition property?
[ 06:34:28 PM ] Tutor : hi
[ 06:34:38 PM ] : I'm your tutoring expert for the day.
[ 06:37:37 PM ] : thats the partition property
[ 06:37:43 PM ] Guest : im not sure what the property would be in this equation: If WY = XZ then WX = YZ
[ 06:37:48 PM ] Tutor : do you have next one to ask?
[ 06:38:47 PM ] : no
[ 06:39:25 PM ] Guest : what is the property if WY = XZ then WX = YZ?
[ 06:40:53 PM ] Tutor : its proportional property
[ 06:42:01 PM ] Guest : in the stuff that im doing they only give the options Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, Division, Partition, Reflexive, Transitive, or Substitution...
[ 06:42:35 PM ] Tutor : oh then it is partition property
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[ 06:45:16 PM ] Guest : not today
[ 06:45:25 PM ] Acad Coordinator : may i know the reason?
[ 06:45:50 PM ] Guest : dont have money for it right now
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[ 06:46:21 PM ] Guest : yes my mom is
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[ 06:47:24 PM ] Guest : no she wont give it to me to use
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[ 06:48:24 PM ] Guest : i dont have a credit card and my mom wont let me use hers.
[ 06:48:44 PM ] Acad Coordinator : can i chat with your mom?
[ 06:49:03 PM ] Guest : no she doesnt talk to strangers
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[ 06:49:43 PM ] Guest : can i have my tutor back
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[ 06:50:31 PM ] Guest : okay well that was not helpful at all! whatever bye
[ 06:51:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you with me so far?
[ 06:53:35 PM ] Guest : well your rude i was not done with my tutor
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[ 06:54:39 PM ] : i hope you can understand now.
[ 06:55:05 PM ] Guest : well maybe your demo session should be more than one question...that way i can decide if i want it or not..i cant base my decision on asking the tutor ONE question!
[ 06:55:22 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We give priority to regular student sessions. You can get all the help you need in regular sessions.
[ 06:55:54 PM ] Guest : well i guess i will invest my money elsewhere
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[ 06:56:17 PM ] Guest : not according to what i have found
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[ 06:56:37 PM ] Guest : my moms better than you
[ 06:56:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Our expert tutors hold Master's degree and have long years of teaching experience.
[ 06:57:14 PM ] Guest : well my momma has no degree and somehow shes better than your services
[ 06:57:38 PM ] : so why would i pay 20 dollars for you if i can get better help for free from my mom
[ 06:57:42 PM ] : ?????!

and then they kicked me off..... hahahahah most fun ive had in a long time! :)

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA O My Goodness Teddi, You make me laugh so hard, i can totally hear you arguing with that guy hahaha, you are hilarious.

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  2. o goodness! how funny! :) haha.

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  3. o goodness! that is hysterical!:) hahaha...

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  4. haha the funniest part?! the tutor with the masters degree got it wrong..it was an addition property! :)

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  5. It’s really funny, apparently. But, I am scared. Should we depend on tutorvista? My daughter uses this site along with tutorteddy.com. Although, she has no such experience till date with tutorvista, but can’t say anything especially after seeing this! Anyway, the math tutor for tutorteddy is simply awesome.

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